Saturday, August 1, 2009

eminem vs mariah

i was at home, browsing you tube while waiting for my parents to come home. search for some new music vids (wut else) to break up the thin air. then i opened mariah's new vid, obsessed; just wanna check out her recent vid clip if it's available. i scrolled down to read the comments, and surprised when the users mentioned bout the song was meant for eminem (coz of their dating issues last2 time). since mariah still deny the fact that they were dating last time. well, just to get to know more, after some searching (heheh) well finally, the obsessed song was really meant for eminem, as a counter for eminem's song, title: bagpipes from baghdad. the song is so lenghty, so i will just paste some parts of it:


Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch
Was red wine, more red wine and captain crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munch
Mariah what ever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's
Goin through your mind after such
A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
Louis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
I'm not playin’ I want her back you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian with the little rappin punk
Zappin Eric Clapton Shaq brings out da crunk
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad ya cunt Nick you had your fun
I've come to kick ya in your sack of junk
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracular acupuncture


wow.. eminem is being too direct, huh? even that time mariah still dating with nick cannon. then
there's come the obsessed song, by mariah. here are some of the parts..


All up in the blogs
Say we met at the bar
When I don’t even know who you are
Say we up in your houseSayin’
I’m up in your car
But you in LA but I’m out at Jermaine’s
I’m up in the A-
you’re so so lameand no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed,
it must be the Ecuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin’

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know-
lyin’ that you’re sexin me
when everybody knows
it’s clear that you’re upset with me
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn’t get this

then, recently, on July 09, Eminem just released a song.. and i think i wanna put the whole lyrics here. after that obsessed song, Eminem wrote this song to mariah. judge it urself then! ehehe.


Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed nowOh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house
when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want
Nick finding out You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins,
I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky?
Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?

In the second week we was dry humping.
It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly,
and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling.
Or maybe you do.But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you
and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars.
We ain’t even a third of the way through.Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”whore”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar.
Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs cos every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I gotIncluding the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo.
Now what you say?(It’s nothing)Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”

Now should I keep going or should we call truce?(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do(I’m Mary Poppins, b)And I’m Superman,
mmm(Mary P. Slim Shady)Comin’ at youSo if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)Yeah, I’m right here(You like this)Nope.
Not anymore, Dear.It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mineNick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’ma just keep goin(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)


wow.. i just wonder how does it feels to confess every single little secret in front of the public?

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